Neverland

Creepy places

2005-10-23T15:01:00.000-07:00

why dont ppl ever vacation here.
check out this site. http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/features/lists/?article=CreepiestPlaces

How Bizarre!

2005-10-20T01:01:00.000-07:00

ok so the past few days have seriously been bizzare. in a funny sort of way.

i read a blog of a friend of mine and his theory on legalisation of homosexuality and prostitues had me in splits... here's the link for those who are interested in the read,
http://thestrayass.blogspot.com/2005/10/prostitution-and-homosexuality-in.html
Also while studying in the college library we got hold of this supposed newsletter/pamphlet of sorts which was just lying around near the reference desk. its called OBITER - the glc* communique.

well on this newsletter, there were a series of question and answers, a section on strange laws (i think they got that idea from me somehow!) and section called the Shark Cam. Some of the interesting bits are reproduced for your ready reference and perusal.
before i begin i must add that - This entire newsletter has been published by incognito who's pen name was PHAT FISH, and PHAT FISH was represented by a caricarute of a shark. (its sad how lawyers are referred to as sharks, some of us a poor innocent fish too. or as some people i know who would refer to the pluaral as fishes and think that its colloquial!!!! go back to third grade and learn ur grammar )
anyways the name of the question answer column was JAW DICIARY, the section on strange laws was called Flaws , and the funniest was the shark cam section which had the picture of our newly panited college, completely whitewashed and in the corner, the foundation stone laid down by BAL GANDHAR TILAK white washed along with the rest of the building!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PWD!
hehehehehehehhehehehehehe
its times like this i wish i had a scanner

when asked
Q : Why have u called this obiter ?
the shark answered
A: Because i have nothing substantial to say. its just by the way

The Flaws section drew reference to strange laws.
like in Ventura county, California - cats and dogs cannot have sex without permit. with each other is what i want to know?
in Avignon, France- it is illegal for a flying saucer to land in the city.
in New York-it is illegal to do anything against the law!!!!!

with that i take your leave
goodnite i have a hindu law paper at 7 am.

*GLC- Government Law College - if u havent figured already

Word of the day: Fish(es)

Song of the day : Youre Beautiful- James Blunt

Strange laws

2005-10-12T02:14:00.000-07:00

DISCLAIMER: All the laws that u shall read hereunder have been copied and pasted from a website called http://sbt.bhmedia.com/laws.html . The following comments on the aforesaid laws are only my humble opinion and my witty comments are only provided for comical relief. The same are to be taken in jest. i dont seriously intend to insult the drafters of these oh so METICULOUSLY DRAFTED LEGISLATIONS. Just want to poke fun for about 3 mintues.

Who enacted such laws?????
...REALLY!!!!

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.
im guessing ppl did initially.
Scene 1 -
Child :mommy i wanna go swimming in the pool.
Mom: no honey u cant, the alligators are sunbathing around there already.

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.
Scene 2-
gujju lady at ticket counter at arkansas: ek tickat India ke liye non stop flight ark, ark.. Arkan to India.
Officer: Lady u have the right to remain silent.

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
as opposed to cars being driven with...?

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat. I always thought that the US loathed housewives... but to this extent, really??? SEXIST!

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven. Now had this been a law in India i would have used this in the essay i am about to write on GENDER BAIS, in the Indian Legislations.. HHPPPMMMH... ANOTHER SEXIST!

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, CRASH, BOOM, BANG.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile. REALLLLLLLLLLLY? i wouldnt have thought...

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage. Dammit i thought i could hitch a ride on the carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front. back or front of what?

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents. My bro will be elated, he gets his bald head shaved at 5.

In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer ! Before u put on the bathing suit, or after? Cheapskates will do anything for a free feel.

In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street. they obviously havent been to India yet.

In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus. Come to India baby. INCREDIBLE INDIA.

In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street! Rajasthan. I repeat and reiterate all that has been stated in the past 2 comments herinabove.

In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight. what about cock fights?

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m. drawing analogies to labour pain. SCENE 3 mom to be: oops its illegal for u to come out now. STAY there baby , STAY in STOMACH ,till eight o clock tomorrow morning.

In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length. SCENE 4 : Officer: whats that young man?

Young man: Im trying to conceal a weapon to shoot someone but the damn thing is too conspicous, it wont fit in my pockets!! help!

It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship. Havent u seen ROMEO AND JULIET?

In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned. SCENE 5 Husband: i cant take this fighting anymore.im leaving the house ( door bang). Woman screaming : Fine!!! Officer : Maam, Sir, u have the right to remain silent...

In the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light !
SCENE 6 driving by the beautiful Colorado mountains in the night the cities below, suddenly a light flashes in front of a car. Man: Look there is someething on the ground flashing a light, u think its a man asking for help? Woman: No it doesnt look like it, what could it be? is it a BIRD, its a PLANE , No, its a ....CAT

In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street. someone was obviuosly haunted by Alice in Wonderland while drafting this.

In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor.
Haah . They obviously haven’t met the gossping aunties of my colony yet!!!!

NOTE: isnt it a coincidence that all these laws have been enacted in the United States of America. Odd isn't it?

Word of the day: strange

Somg of the day: Outside - George Micheal

Motherboard- XPed

2005-10-10T00:57:00.000-07:00

Finally my computer works!!!!! Finally!! its strange how i didnt realise that in some warped way,im addicted to my computer. whether i have some work on it or not. im ADDICTED to surfing. rather googling. Let me flashback and explain the reason for my joy...
My PC had been giving me trouble for quite a while but i didnt really think that it would burn out me... well finally it did. and i panicked. all my files all my pics,some really old emails have been saved on this PC. and i didnt even have a back up!!!!!i know that was really stupid of me but i didnt. and i tried my best to get it to work but i couldnt until i found out from the repair guy that there was a problem with my motherboard... it had decided to die out on me and had to be replaced also i had apparently been using an outdated version of windows 2000 and needed to get into the really world and update myself to XP. now i know i sound stupid and childesh when i say this but i was really happy with 2000 and i didnt want to update it!

i begged the repair guy to make my good old version work but apparently its time was over. so i got myself this new version. i loathe changes, i like things the way they always are and something new always makes me uncomfortable. drawing analogies to my life at the moment, a lot of people entered and exited in a span of 6 months, nothing to really feel bad about, maybe theyve found something better, something updated in their life. why should i feel bad? some people get bored with the same mundane routine. i wish them well from the bottom of my heart :-) i hate letting go but i guess ive to grow up now and i've got to learn to move on...
so in a way, here i am, updated and XPed too. :-) (yuck im turning into some mush puppy now)
well thats all for now
shall post regularly henceforth now im on study leave.. ive promised myself.

( im thinking... was i realllllllllly that busy? or was i just plain lazy? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... probably the latter)

good night all

before im accused of plagarizing i admit that ive

borrowed

this title from an SATC episode.

Word of the day : Hottttt

Song of the day : Would i lie to you? -charles and eddie

Night Swimming

2005-06-12T23:54:00.000-07:00

" Nightswimming deserves a quiet night
The photograph on the dashboard, taken years ago,
Turned around backwards so the windshield shows
Every streetlight reveals the picture in reverse
Still, it’s so much clearer
I forgot my shirt at the water’s edge
The moon is low tonight"
-Night swimming R.E.M

I went for a swim after yrs today
and it felt so good,
the feeling of floating is divine;
truly sublime,
loved every minute of it
and i cant wait to get back in.
reminded me of all the summers i spent in the pool
splashing, diving, not diving, playing marco polo
underwater somesaults and what not.
it just felt like yesterday when i got back into water.
i cant believe its been 5 yrs since i last swam!
i remember when i was younger and i would go for a swim
i would come home and the sleep i would get...
no words to describe it
just as i used to fall into deep slumber
i could feel myself floating
and that feeling is truly ethereal...

im going to get beautiful sleep tonight.

p.s yes bala i know u have booktagged me, i shall post on that sooooooooooooon

Word of the day:its HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Song of the day : Night swimming by R.E.M

The Blues

2005-05-21T18:45:00.000-07:00

ok so i havent posted in the longest time ever and there is soo much i need to write about, ill just sum up...
the past few days ive really had the blues... as blue in the literal sense!!!

I recently had a brainstorm, i decided to get my room painted an electric blue.
I thought it would be a great since its my favourite colour, well apparently it doesn’t seem like brainstorm anymore. My room looks like that ugly blue u would see in hospital or the govt shade u always hated !!!! sniff sniff
And my parents warned me of it before it was painted but I insisted on blue!!!!! It looks absolutely grotesque now! But ive dug my own grave and now I shall live in it!! My big BLUE grave!

And now to write of my actual blues!
Recently some people came over for dinner and there
was an adorable two year old kid with them. he came to
my room and saw my basketball and kept pointing at it
and saying 'BALL'. at first i didnt figure how he would
keep it in his hands but he magically managed to
balance it with it falling!! he pretty much ran around
the entire house with it. while leaving he refused to
let go of the ball. my dad asked me if it was any use
to me. i said no. it was catching dust for the past 3
yrs anyways. so he gave it to the kid. my heart broke then
and there. not because i couldnt give him my ball and
im selfish but that ball signified my teen, i played
with it so often. it sorta of epitomized my youth,(hear me man, i sound 50! youth hahaha) coz thats all i loved doing... playing ball, swimming skating, cycling . i feel so bad now coz if i probably tried shooting the ball, it probably wouldnt be
anywhere near the basket!!!! so now ive decided, i shall start swimming again. its the best way to beat this heat anyways.

another major low blow was the departure of a very old school friend of mine. its strange how someone leaving makes u realise their importance. we would see each other twice ever year and talk once in three months but now ever since she's left i feel like meeting her and i want to talk to her all the time.

the funniest thing is, that because of the doldrums ive been in have realised that though life isnt the way it used to be but it is not necessary that what i have now is so loathsome that i should yearn to go back. its great in actuality but its just difficult to let go of the familiarity. i hate changes, its ironic how i hate changes but i can adapt to them very easily( the above referred text is obviously not a great example) but i generally do.
but one recommendation to everyone is that u must make as a dear friend would put it ' BEST FRIENDSHIP' with change.
life is smooth sailing then

The only thing constant in life is change
Francois de la Rochefoucauld

life has an uncanny way of unveiling its truth to you.

Word/line of the day :blues( whaddya think it would be einstein?)

Song of the day :Boss of me

Police-protecter of the innocent?

2005-04-23T15:56:00.000-07:00

Its disgusting, repulsive and inhuman. a sixteen year old girl gets raped in broad daylight on marine drive!!!! and she had two guy friends with her! and raped by whom ? a police constable. protecter of the innocent... i still cannot believe it... it makes me sick... i dont know whom to be mad at more the constable or the two friends? the police constable deserves to be castrated and his balls should hang from the marine drive fly over or the chowky where he sat as a deterrent to all the other so called protecters of innocent... are these the ppl that uphold the law in our country?if yes then its quite tragic because we are no longer safe .
i have always prided the fact that ive lived in a city as safe as bbay all my life and not delhi.. where i can walk around in my pyjamas in the middle of the night and no one would so much bat an eyelid while i walk... now im not so sure anymore...

As for her friends i will take pictures of those cowards and put it up all over town. they deserve an award for their gallantry.

I want i want i want i want!

2005-04-07T22:51:00.000-07:00

If god were to grant me one wish, I would wish for him to make me a sponge!!! I want to be a sponge. I want to be a sponge!!!! But this wish is only contingent on the fact that it is granted before my exams!! The funda here is simple. If I were a sponge I would just have to look at a book and I would absorb all the contents of the books instantly! No more pointless/gruelling hours to be spent in the (o-so-hot-there-should-be-more-fans- in –the) library! PPL DON’T GO REALIST ON ME! I know that sponge can only absorb water/liquids!!!!!! It was in the metaphorical sense (GET AN IMAGINATION LOSERS!) the reason this wish is contingent is that if it is not granted before my exams then I want to wish for something else (y waste wishes, recycling is good) so then my wish would be to be the emperor of the world! Hehehehe then all you lowly mortals can lick my dust of my majestic feet!

Its Official now!
The heat has finally gotten to me

WORD/LINE OF THE DAY : I want I want I want I want!

Song of the day : Wish you were here – Floyd

The TEST!

2005-03-30T22:30:00.000-08:00

One of my most eccentric qualities is my inherent habit of putting people to what i call 'THE TEST' ... its how much i coax and cajole people into not liking me.... ill be rude to all of 'em and see how much they can take... something as stupid as asking someone to come with me for a walk knowing how much they hate walking is a test for me . i actually wait to see if they come along !!!!!and the result being only people that love me/care for too much stick around.and thats what i love about each and everyone of them. the ability to take all my crap and still stick around with a smile on their face. i know im so much of a spoilt brat and me typing this makes me look even more obnoxious but i really don't give a shit.Thank you, all of you really, coz i know my company can be rather loathesome sometimes and more than often you will have no clue as to what is going on in my warped mind.Hats off to your patience. but there is a reason behind all this,
as then i dont have to follow the old adage which defines a TRUE friend 'a friend in need is a friend indeed!'
I already know who my true friends are.

someone famous once said (im not plagarizing, i seriously cannot remember)
A friend is someone whom you know but like anyways!
and i think that holds true.

Word of the day : AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGH

Song of the day :how deep is your love - take that

Judicial homicide

2005-03-27T17:59:00.000-08:00

Imagine living without food and water for 8 days. actually if I’m imagining i might as well imagine living as a vegetable for 15 years (god forbid) . just imagine for 15 minutes if you weren’t able to enjoy the joy of walking down the streets on a beautiful spring day, of speaking your mind, of eating your favourite chocolate, of humming your favourite song on the radio and swaying to the beat. And that’s only 15 minutes…. Imagine 15 years! Living on a feeding tube for all that while and now that tube has been removed!

Im talking of none other than Terry Schiavo, the name on everyone’s lips for the past 8 days..Don’t know which situation is worse living as a vegetable or starving/dehydrating to death! Doctors say there's no reason to believe she’s suffering, since she lacks the brain function necessary to feel such a thing. Its such an oxymoron! its catch 22 all the way coz in the end it doesn’t matter, her husband has moved on , her parents had a tiff with her husband over money and well if she wakes up at 41 I don’t think she will want to know all that has happened over the past 15 yrs! But none the less who am I to say what she does or didn’t or would feel. Im just trying to think of myself living in the state of PVS (i.e Persistent Vegetative State ) and I can’t . I would definitely have the will to fight for my life but 15 yrs? Forget putting myself through torture I wouldn’t want to put my family through so much pain!i’d rather go peacefully than hurt everyone around me.

I was watching larry king live yesterday (couldn’t figure whether it was a debate or a discussion) they had singer pat boone along with a congressman (whose name I cannot recollect) and well all wanted to know why they had politicised the issue! They passed a bill for pete’s sake! There are like what some 35325435346 people living in PVS before this and probably after!(NOTE that was a random number) to which the ‘learned congressman’ replied ‘just like in death penalties the federal court has the power to review the judgment, we have given federal courts the right to review the right to die cases !!!!!!!!!!!!! LIAR!!!!!!!!!!! They wanted to start the case from scratch! REVIEW my ass! They then showed a clip from the conference held by terri’s parents where they begged governer bush to sign a document so that her feeding tube would be restored! Her mother called the 11th circuit judgement as “JUDICIAL HOMICIDE”!!!(look up the judgement i dont have the patience to go into the nitty gritty)
Lady you’ve been fighting with her husband for the past 10 yrs to save her when she has barely shown signs of improvement! She’s a part of your heart! Your blood! Doesn’t it torture you see her in pain for the past 15 yrs! You’ve borne her in you for 9 months.

She couldn’t live in peace but let her die in peace.

Terri’s husband has been accussed of trying to kill,abuse his wife, well if I remember correctly he was the one who would dress her up and take care of her for 7 years!!!!!
He even went to nursing school . How long can u see someone you love in torture! So he moved on and had 2 kids! Big deal!!!!! Everyone moves on! The world will forget terri like they forgot timothy mcveigh! (timothy who u say?) the Okalahoma bomber who was sentenced to death . big hue and cry made there too! How many ppl remember him?
The truth is we all move on, because it has nothing to do with us the world is just a heartless/cruel/sorry place and if you don’t move on with it, it leaves you behind. Darwin’s survival of the fittest .

That’s just the way the world works, all these ppl who are funding her parents don’t’ really care. Everyone is selfish. They all have selfish motives. There is not one single unselfish deed in the world! Name one!
If everyone has the right to live, we should have the right to die too.

P.S - yet I want to start an NGO but purely for selfish motives! (when I say selfish it has nothing to with money or politics, its purely for self gratification that despite living in this poor/sad/ pathetic world where we all sometimes succumb to its morbid sorrow, where todays healdlines will be yesterday's news i can still go on and help someone and maybe make a difference to them if not to the world.

I just contradicted myself! :-)

Word/line of the day: im failing!

Song of the day : Fast love by George Micheal

That gut feeling!

2005-03-25T15:15:00.000-08:00

‘yet by the ocean,
waves carry voices from you,
do u know the truth,
I’m thinking of you too.’

- lyrics from someday by MLTR

Ever get that feeling when you’re thinking about someone wondering whether at the same time they were thinking of you too? I have all my life prided my intuition
and seldom have I ever been wrong, to the extent that so many times I’ve been too freaked out. People find it strange when I rely so much on my gut, some even think it is sorta stupid. I don’t. Gut feelings are never wrong. You just have to tune yourself to hear it more often than others too. And my gut tells me that I’m heading for quite a storm…
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah crap! My mind is just coming up with excuses not to study!!!!!!!!!!!! And since I rely on my gut so much my mind is beginning to play tricks with me!!!!! [ no im not insane I was actually having this conversation with myself in my mind(also known as thinking to common man) and I thought it would be fun to see how it looked if I penned my thoughts!] hah! I just realised there’s a reason why thinking is only meant to be to done in the head! hehehehe I think what is suffer from is commonly known as DILEMMA. Or I’m just a follower of MURPHY’S LAW!
Getting back to my books. I’m currently conducting an experiment and I shall write my thesis on this very soon . I recently read somewhere that if you keep telling yourself something while concentrating very hard, you on a very subliminal level start believing in it! Lets see if it works!
Mind should stop meandering! stop meandering! stop meandering! stop meandering! stop meandering! Concentrate! Concentrate! Concentrate!

Disclaimer: All that is referred to hereinabove does in no way reflect on my sanity level,
I’m not of an unsound mind just under tremendous pressure to perform well! This happens to kids who never study and last minute cry before their papers! Yours truly on the other hand writes inane blogs!

Word of the day : Concentrate

Song of the Day : Who Lamhe - Dj Suketu - Zeher

Sneezes

2005-03-22T20:15:00.000-08:00

One of the things thats harrows me the most is this icky feeling that you get just before you are about to get a cold.the tickling sensation just before you are about to sneeze. you know that you are about to catch a cold but there is nothing you can do to stop it. that feeling of helplessness. i dunno how many ppl know of that feeling but well it really stresses me out. it begins with one small sneeze and it moves on to umm well two and it just doubles after that until you wake up the next morning with a runing nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaah
and i thought i would be writing profound stuff in my blog that would be saved for posterity! guess i was wrong... ( who knows mebbe there is scope for improvement later)
anyways im actually stressed coz ive been sneezing all day, and i seriously think im coming down with something... i cant afford to get sick now!!!!! i have exams in less than 29 days....dammit its murphy at it again. a dear/queer friend says that the sneezes are a sign that someone is thinking of me and i say BAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLS... its just our antediluvian library that has gotten to me. o latest news is that 'they' are renovating our library or rather in the process of proposing to renovate it im not quite sure its a debatable issue(ahem ahem)( :-) ) but none the less someone's atleast attempting to change it. huge applause for that. My sources reveal that 'they' apparently are suggesting computers for every table. hahahahahahha i dunno whether i should laugh out loud or cry! like rao is going to pay for that!i'll be ecstatic if she sanctions cushioned seats( my behind is sore as hell)(don't even go in that direction cheapskates)
i think i've rid myself of all the random thoughts in my head... now i can sleep in peace!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

P.S the refernce to 'They' - not defined on purpose, my unnamed source refused to let me divulge the priveleged information (Aheeeeeeeeeeeeeem)

Word of the say: PSUEDO

Song of the day : Sleeping satellite

Neverland

2005-03-19T23:45:00.000-08:00

Micheal Jackson has abslolutely ruined the name neverland for me... in toto! yet i chose this as my web address.. and when i say sums neverland it is not even close to the neverland ranch at santa barbara! I grew up loving peter pan and i always wanted to go to neverland as a child. when i was younger i actually thought Neverland existed (hehehe...) little did i know that the Netherlands had nothing to do with peter pan and tinker... hehehe. i didnt even disclose this fact to my closests friends coz i thought they would make fun of me until i realised that almost 50% of the world confused neverland with the Netherlands when they were young.. yey for me!

Coming back to wacko jacko/sicko
was reading the midday today and wacko's house keeper described his ranch as Pinnochio's pleasure land...did anyone notice how she mentioned pleasure on purpose! dude i have a cheap mind!

anyways paedophile's deserve to be castrated!they should be maimed publicly...
i demand public maiming !... maiming !maiming!maiming!